You call this pizza??

So still sick. I took the day off to get extra sleep and to check out Jenny Craig.

Aetna has an offer for a free 30 day program so I thought I would give it a shot. While I have had a lot of success with Weight Watchers in the past, I haven't been motivated. It's now March and I'm the heaviest I've ever been.

1st impressions:

The girl wasn't too happy that I wasn't willing to fork over almost $400 for a one year program. Sorry chickie, doesn't work that way. What if I don't like your program? What if I don't like your food? No mention of the 20 pounds for $20 that is advertised. Mhmmmmmm.

Good thing I've taken Marketing.

Also, when you're attempting to sell something, frequent phone calls are a No-No. Just sayin'

The sad thing is that years ago when I was easily embarrased and wanted people to like me I would have felt pressured into signing for it. I wouldn't want to appear cheap or unwilling to commit to my goals.

Now that I'm aged to perfection (like that?) I'm not quite as gullible or eager to please. And unless you expect me to strip naked for the "before" pic, I'm not going to be embarrased either.

Also, $138 for one week of food? In teeny tiny pacs? We'll see how this plays out as well.

Had my first meal for lunch: the personal pizza. Bland as hell, made me want to reach for a Lean Cuisine.

Like I said, I commited myself to a month. If I don't lose a nice amount of weight I guess I will go back to Weight Watchers.

Seriously, though, I hate their frickin' meetings! I don't want to hold hands and sing Kumbayah. (No they don't really do that, but they might as well)